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  • Evie’s Catholic Corner – Saints: Wilgefortis and Corona

    In this episode, Evie tells Alan, Adam, and Nick about the Saints Wilgefortis and Corona. Everyone learns that palm trees can sometimes be more interesting than Jesus in a dress.

  • BLACK FRIDAY: 1 – Acute Spontaneous Melanization

    You may have noticed we didn't drop an episode on Thursday, we choose not to post anything so that black voices could be heard more clearly. We also wanted to use our platform to elevate a show we really like called BLACK FRIDAY. It's created by Tycho Newman, and we thought you might dig it. You can find more about BLACK FRIDAY at: theblackfridaypodcast.com. Original episode description: A local man wakes up to find he has undergone a radical transformation.

  • Cain & Abel Invent Murder

    In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick the story of Cain and Abel. Nick learns that his love of The Sandman has come to serve him well.

  • BONUS – Aesop Abstinent: The Stag and the Oxen

    This week, we’re giving you a taste of what our Patreon subscribers will get access to: new episodes of the Aesop Abstinent. This week, Nick tells Alan and Adam the fable of The Stag and the Oxen. Adam and Alan learn that figs have weirdly become a theme throughout this podcast.

  • Adam & Eve & a Tree & a Serpent

    In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick the story of how we fucked it all up. Nick is reminded that Adam and Alan used to spend WAY TOO MUCH time together…Nick Wooster is god.

  • In the Beginning: the Six Days of Creation

    In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick the story of how it all began. Nick learns that you don’t need the sun to have a light and that time is meaningless.

  • Daniel and the Lion’s Den: The Greatest Adventure

    In this episode, Alan is back, but we’re still watching the Hanna-Barbera cartoons. This week it’s Daniel and the Lion’s Den from “The Greatest Adventure: Stories from the Bible”! Nick and Adam show Alan the ropes, and Alan still ends up schooling the other two.

  • The Miracles of Jesus: The Greatest Adventure

    In this episode, Alan is still out on paternity leave, Adam and Nick watch the Hanna-Barbera cartoon of The Miracles of Jesus from “The Greatest Adventure: Stories from the Bible” and discuss its merits (and/or lack there of).

  • 🎙️There’s a podcast for that

    Wow! Lauren Passell of Podcast The Newsletter wrote a wonderful review of the King James Virgin. Thanks Lauren! Click here to read the whole article » From 🎙️There’s a podcast […]

  • Queen Esther: The Greatest Adventure

    In this episode, with Alan still out on paternity leave, Adam and Nick watch the Hanna-Barbera cartoon of Queen Esther from “The Greatest Adventure: Stories from the Bible” and discuss its merits (and/or lack there of).